who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
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I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
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You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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