i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
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Mattress luging...It's a long story.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
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so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
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