He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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