It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
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we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
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I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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