i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Where is the hickey?
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
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the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
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I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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