Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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