drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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