yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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