get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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