clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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