i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I booty called her while she was in labor.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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