party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
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The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
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I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
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