Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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