You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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