Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Even the bartender felt bad for me
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
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I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
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I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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