Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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