The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
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Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
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School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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