He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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