Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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