This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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