I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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