Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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