So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
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I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
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Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I forget how to act sober
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