He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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