If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
last night I used snow as a chaser
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