My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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