This is evicking siegelnvs
This is fucking ridiculous*
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.