Where did you get a picture of my penis
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
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Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
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I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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