Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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