Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
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areolas are like halos for boobs.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
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We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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