Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
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He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
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I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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