Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Randomize
