Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
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Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
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I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Congratulations! We have a period
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