Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
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She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
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just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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