did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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