I hope mine doesn't look like that
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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