I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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