great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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