i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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