I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
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they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
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It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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