Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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