I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize
