she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Randomize
