we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
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