i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
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Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
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As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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