I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
splinters make it hard to masturbate
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Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
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Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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