I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
