I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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