Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
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