My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
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I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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