no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
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I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
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Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold