You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
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Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
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We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.