How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
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my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
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I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I party with great urgency now.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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