My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
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god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
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I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
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