Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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