Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
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The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
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do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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